“How much longer are they going to vector us around like this?” My stomach tingles with butterflies.
“Whoa there, girl, where are you goin’?” Catillano says to the airplane as he manhandles it to the new heading. She tries to shake him, but he won’t let her. He’s a cowboy breaking in a bronco, in his mind.
“Sir, there’s going to be just one shot at the airport. We are sitting on a little more than an hour’s worth of fuel at this very moment. Philly isn’t a good option.”
He smiles crooked, tea-stained teeth, “A Nor’easter’s like pretty woman—always tempting you to do things you have no business doing. We’ll make it,” he says. “We have to anyway, regardless of where we go. Philly,Baltimore,Boston, it’s all going to be down to the nuts.”
He intercepts the glideslope and we are thrown into our belts with a sideways crack of wind, then begins a tirade of obscenities as if it would make flying the approach any easier.
“Ruffer’n a c-cob,” I manage.
“Flaps fifteen, and gimme a landing checklist,” he commands through the buffeting. “Airspeed is all over the place!”
I hate this. I hate that we are shy on fuel. I hate that we didn’t divert the first moment the thought crossed my mind. I hate that I didn’t stand more firmly when that thought hit me. I hate that I wasn’t sure at all. But I wouldn’t want to be him. Sure, my butt is on the line just as much as Catillano’s, but he’s the one with the bull’s horns in his hands. He’s the one, who in the back of my mind, after the fire subsides and our smoking carcasses are shoveled up in a backhoe, I can say, “told you so, you dope.” I wouldn’t want to be him.
“Flaps thirty, keep an eye out.”
“The guy two planes ahead is going around,” I say.
“Don’t you think I know that?”
“You’re coming up on minimums.”
He lets out what normally ends up as the last thing heard on a cockpit voice recorder—a loud, long sequence of profanities that no sane man could conjure.
“I see it, approach lights ten o’clock!” I scream.
He aims for the smear of bobbling lights. If he didn’t, our chances of making a better approach to another runway would be just as bad. The wind has us cocked like a weathervane and he kicks the pedals to slip us into alignment with the runway. The nose sways in the gusts and he jacks the throttles to keep the 737 under control.The profanities continue.
Bang! Goes the right main. Bang! Goes the left. Throttles snap to full reverse; snow flies all about. The nose rattles on the icy pavement as if driven on washboards. He stomps on the brakes and I am thrust into my shoulder harness. We slow to taxi speed and ease off the runway, and he sets the brakes.
Silence. It is as though we woke from a dream and all is right again. New York is its normal, befuddled self—chatter here, chatter there.
Silence.The cabin interphone chimes and Nancy picks up.
“Drinks on me,” Catillano says.